Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville