A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong