I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
