Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest