I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

There is no Status quo But there is Status

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…