Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy