Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being