It’s always darkest before the yawn
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
My ego is too big
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod