Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
You keep the peace they get everything else
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
