Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
