You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
