The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy