To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…