You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs