I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time