It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that