Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

My ego is too big

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior