We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify