Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression