Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
