Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work