Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
