God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world