Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…