You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell