By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words