I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking