TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear