I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch