We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere