The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
