Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends