Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
