You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
