We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
