There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless