We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory