We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

In Let there be plight the P is silent

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain