In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love