Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe