I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio