You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
