If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room