Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
