Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio