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Chris Gaither

The Great Pretender

There are no endings
neither happy nor sad–
Does this make you happy or sad?
 
I pretend to answer the question
by preferring songs that end
to those that just fade out
but that’s just my way
of putting the ending
in pretending

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Breathe

If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
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If You’re Reading This, You Just Made My Day

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
You Can’t Spell Alone Without One

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
An Ugly Divorce

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
Hell Is Keeping Score with Other People

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The Other 20% of Success Is Growing Up

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Standing in Judgment

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
“If You’re Going to Take Vienna, Take Vienna”

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Vocation, Vocation, Vocation

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
The Strong Silent Typo

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
“All for freedom and for pleasure”

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Smartphoney Baloney

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Haiku

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
Haiku

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Gone

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing



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