The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
