When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
