Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork