If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by