The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure