I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000