We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…