We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world